Of all the teams in the world that you’d expect to be a part of this glorious shitshow, I would have never guessed the Sharts. But here we are, in a lower league soccer hellscape, standing next to these fucking imposters. I don’t know what I expected when I first heard about Hell Yeah NPSL Brother, but this sure as shit wasn’t it.
Also, why the hell are we playing this game on a Tuesday night? *sigh*
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Detroit City FC plays their home matches in front of the best supporters in the goddamned universe at Keyworth Stadium, which can be found at 3201 Roosevelt St, Hamtramck, MI 48212.