Hey Jethro, let’s play soccerball
Help us raise our voices and drown out the banjos as City invades a cornfield in Lafayette, Indiana.
Listen up: Lafayette fucking Indiana is in the central time zone, so this game will be at 1 p.m. local time.
FC Indiana plays their matches on an unkempt pitch carved out of a goddamned corn field. It’s like the anti-Field of Dreams. It’s the field of nightmares for all the horrible soccer that is played on it.
If you start feeling disoriented and get an overwhelming sense of dread, it’s not because you’re lost, you’re just in fucking Indiana. Also, leave early so you don’t miss kickoff when you get stuck behind a tractor on the way.
You can find the Legacy Sports Club by following the sound of the FC Indiana owner’s calling us “jagoffs” over the PA, or by driving down a windy road past a bunch of hillbillies, through a forest, by a cornfield and into a gravel parking lot next to a pole barn. Or, you know, just plug 2920 Conservation Club Rd, Lafayette, IN 47905 into your GOoglyMaps.
Legacy Sports Club